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Uncle Bill Blaines Legacy

Boston Blackie · 1945 · 26 min · 4,200 words

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all three of us here if there's any point to this yet to it will you know none of you has ever been subtle in his dislike from you know I'm sure you don't think much more of us than we think of you we understand each other perfectly don't mean I think we didn't look uncle Bill if you have anything to say to us say it

will I have a date I apparently have a date to someone who wants to kill me as you all have been very pleased to know I have received several anonymous telephone calls threatening my life so what I can imagine how you were three must be Since my death means that you will inherit my entire state.

It is still in the millions, isn't it uncle? More millions than you can imagine. And it is still left until it was. Nearly because I have no choice from the matter. The condition under which I inherited from my father stipulates that I must leave it all to you.

Well, when you see your father, which should be seen, say thanks for us. I have taken it upon myself to add something to my will. John, will you stop playing with that toy? It's not a toy, it's a magic trick.

Now you see the card? Neither. Put your magic tricks away while I'm talking. I've stated in my will that in the event that I'm murdered, not one cent will be given to any of you until my murder is solved.

Really? Yes. All of you not only hate me, but you hate each other. Two of you were pocketed mentally, and one of you were convicted of killing me. It amuses me to picture each of you scrambling madly to blame my death to blame my death on one of the other.

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