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Monster Mash

Song · Bobsled · 3 min · 390 words

The transcript of “Monster Mash”, an episode of Bobsled. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Bobsled free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ooh I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes were held And here is sight, my monster from the slack began to rise and suddenly To my surprise He did the magic He did the monster magic It was a graveyard smash He caught on in a flag He did the magic

He did the monster magic From my narrator in the castle lease To the master bedroom where the vampire is The ghouls all came from their humble abode To get a joke from my late truth They did the magic They did the monster man No-no-no-Samash There was a grave dog's man They did the monster man

They caught on in the fire They did the monster man They did the monster man The zombies were having fun The party had just begun They get me, the dead woop man Dracula and his son The scene was rocking all word D in the sound I changed back by his big house The Copland Bangers were about to rock with their vocal roots

They clipped me and filed They played the monster man The monster man There was a great God's man They played the monster man They caught on in the flag They played the monster man They played the monster man Our son is popping Greg's voice to the ring And seems he was troubled by just one thing

I opened the lid, shook his wrist, and said, What have I happened to my transphania twist? It's now the last, it's now the monster man. The monster man, and it's a graveyard smash. It's now the last, it caught on in the glass.

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