Monster Minuet

Announcing the Count and Countess of Transylvania. Good evening, Count Dracula. Good evening, Igor. Could you check my cape, please? Good evening, Count Dracula. So glad you and the Countess could attend my fall. I see several of our friends here.

There's Frankenstein and his charming bride. Yes. One vetose and wolf man are here too. The lady is invading on a very good deal. You don't mean those slimy old goons. I didn't think my eyesight was failing you.

Well it is nonetheless. May I have the pleasure of this minuet, Countess Hong Kong? It's very good, hardly the pleasure of dancing with you. Who asked you, Fang face? And I suppose you think you are Rarkatsen?

Not particularly, but at least I don't sack out all day like you. How could you? You are too busy cutting up corpses with your ugly friends? Like that one over there? Which one? The one with the permanent wave on this face.

Oh Blob sucker, he heard you. I'm not afraid, but though we were just me together. Don't leave that snuggle to bag of bones you call your wife behind. All the right, all right, I'm going.

Look at the mind, we better get out of here fast. Come on, come on, come on.