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Howdy Doody's Christmas Party

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Please Mr. Bluster, won't you say Merry Christmas? Hey, Thomas, at the door, honey! Oh, wait! Christmas fellas and say, guess who's standing outside the house? Oh, Bob-O-Bob! Santa Claus! Santa Claus! Yes, and he's got a tremendous bag full of presents, but he told me he won't come in until, uh, Mr. Bluster.

I know, I know, Bob-O-Bob, and... ...how can I get the Christmas spirit? I don't have any friends. Well, but Mr. Buster, you can make all of us your friends. I can't? Sure! Oh, well, all you have to do is just to say two words.

What? Mary, Christmas. And you have to mean it. Come on, Mr. Buster. Say it. Do you know that Santa Claus is a guy? Oh my, Mr. Blanford, huh? Merry Christmas, yes, Merry Christmas. Merry, buddy!

Merry Christmas, Mr. Blanford! Oh, gosh, it's someone's at the door. Hey, it must be... Santa Claus! Merry Christmas to one and all, and especially to you, Mr. Blanford. Oh, I think you said that. I'm very Christmas.

I have presents for all of you. Everything you ask for. And Mr. Bostie said it has something special for you. For me? Yes, and here it comes. And it's just for you. And now Mr. Bostie, you can ride with Santa Claus to every house in the world and wish every boy and girl a Merry Christmas.

Oh, thank you, Santa! Oh, howdy, it really is going to be a merry, merry, howdy, dody Christmas! Oh, we can see it's gonna be a howdy, doody Christmas, a howdy, doody Christmas, for all good girls and boys.

We can see the Christmas tree, it's star is shining brightly A set across those brightly, drops in with all his toys How we dingle when Chris Green goes places, jingle bells It's brighter than the music of a million characters shows How we gee, it's gonna be a holiday to meet Chris Smith Our very, very, very, very, very, very, howdy-doody Christmas for you

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