White Trash Christmas
Song · Bob Rivers · 2002 · 2 min · 143 words
The transcript of “White Trash Christmas”, an episode of Bob Rivers from 2002. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Bob Rivers free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Transcript
Dreaming of a white trash Christmas will decorate the mobile home. There'll be cousins a-kissin' and front teeth missin' in your heel Brown pop he in and in the snow I'm a dreaming of a white trash Christmas.
No Christmas card from my ex-wife. I dig in a subpoena though. How friendly tree is leaning to the right. In will all be bangin' poker Christmas night. Ladies and gentlemen, one of the three wise men on harmonica.
Let's pick out a few presents now. We're gonna celebrate another white trash Christmas With that dark wine and Miller light
Miller light When our old dog is hounding through the night He says, may all your Christmas' be white Do you like? Oh, uh, pay no attention to that. Trespassers will be a shot sign. Don't apply to you, Santa.
Nice rock on Blitzen though.
That was the 60-second preview
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