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Osama Reindeer

Song · Bob Rivers · 2002 · 1 min · 140 words

The transcript of “Osama Reindeer”, an episode of Bob Rivers from 2002. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Bob Rivers free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Get outside his cave on Christmas Eve Some folks say there's no such thing as Santa But now even the Taliban believe Oh, some I thought we'd never find him But even little children know Santa knows who's been real naughty In those hard-ac-any mountains capped with snow Alkite of hound in Christmas morning Faced down on that mountain pass

The marks on his turban And a broken reindeer handler Drop his... Ho ho ho ho! Osama got run over by a reindeer The an ears came down Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as karma But if you saw those tough marks you'd believe Oh, Summer got run over by a reindeer

Now he's not around on Christmas day He was hoping he'd be meeting a loll Only thing he meant was Santa's sleeeeee Merry Christmas

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