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The Mummy

Song · Bob McFadden & Dor · 1 min · 149 words

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1,959 years ago My daddy was a mommy too What's what happened when I walk up to somebody? I'm a mommy I don't try to scare people I really came back to life to buy a coffee A cookie, cookie, lend me your call But people run from me What's what happens when I walk up to somebody?

I'm a mommy There was somebody somewhere who wasn't afraid of me. Oh well. Much what happens when I walk up to somebody. I'm a money. That's cool. I'm a money. You mean you're a mother?

No, I'm a money. I'm a beat me. People are afraid of me. Yeah, I'm hooked. I was born 1,959 years ago. Oh yeah? That's a long gig. Where can I buy a coffee and cookie cookie?

You got to walk through. Aren't you afraid of me? Aren't you gonna scream? Oh yeah. Like help.

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