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The Mummy

Song · Bob McFadden and Dor · 1959 · 1 min · 161 words

The transcript of “The Mummy”, an episode of Bob McFadden and Dor from 1959. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Bob McFadden and Dor free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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My daddy was a mummy too. What's what happens when I walk up to somebody? I don't try to scare people. I really came back to life to buy a copy of Kooky Kooky Let me your comb.

Good people run from me. What's what happens when I walk up to somebody? I'm a mummy. Was somebody somewhere who wasn't afraid of me? Oh well. What happens when I walk up to somebody? I'm a mummy.

That's cool. I'm a money. You mean you're a mother? No, I'm a money. I'm a beater. The people who are afraid of me. Yeah, I'm hooked. I was born 1,959 years ago. Oh, yeah? Like that's a long gig. Where can I buy a copy and cook it?

I don't think that jazz, you know, Brubex, you're in modern jazz for a kid. I'm a mummy. Man, you gotta walk through. Aren't you afraid of me? Aren't you gonna scream? Oh, yeah. Like, help.

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