Santa Claus (1913)

Boy was talking to another boy in the next door, who was playing with a lot of Christmas toys upon the floor. Said, he, where did you get those from? They are a bit alright. The other boy replied, why, fancy clothes brought them last night.

That funny said, little chap, I hung my stockin' too. But fancy clothes forgot me and he's brought them all to you. Why don't fancy clothes bring something to me? Why don't you never, never call?

How's the girls and boys get plenty of boys? But I get nothing at all. I've heard of Christmas carols. I've seen a Christmas tree, but I must have been a very naughty, naughty little boy, for he never brings nothing to me.

A little chap went in the house, his mother tried to find. He saw her and he said, say, his authentic laws unkind. He's left a lot of lovely toys for that kid's air next door.

He cheeks his mother too much more than I do you, I'm sure. I wonder what I've done that he should never come in here. Perhaps you know the reason won't you tell me, Mommy, dear.

Why don't empty clothes bring something to me? Why don't he never, never call? Other girls and boys get plenty of toys, but I get nothing at all. I've heard of Christmas carols. I've seen Christmas tree.

I must have been a very naughty, naughty little boy, for he never brings nothing to me. Boy said to his mother, as a tear fell from her eye, I'll write the fancy clause tonight and ask the reason why.

The fancy clause he wrote you quite forgot to bring some toys. To me, just like you, brings to all the other little boys. I'm sending this to heaven, because my mummy says you're there. And please excuse me, because I haven't got a stamp to spare.