The Night Before Halloween
Song · Bill Buchanan · October 6, 2026 · 2 min · 178 words
The transcript of “The Night Before Halloween”, an episode of Bill Buchanan first broadcast October 6, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Bill Buchanan free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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As the night before Halloween and all through my house But a monster was stirring on even a mouse Igor was snuggled all safe in his bed He bladed so still, you'd think he was dead The bats were all hung around the chimney But care, hanging there, landing Which people to scare And bracked in his coffin
I, my lab, creating a monster still warm on his slab. When all the sudden I heard such a clatter, I ran for my lab to see what was the matter. I ran into the chamber, quick as a flash.
There were my monsters doing the match. I broke up the party and put them away, Until then the rest of the marbles their day When all the sudden the clock's got 30 And Frankenstein yell, It's Halloween!
Up, equal, Dracula, out of your bid Let's go down town and wake up the day And as the whole gang stop it up in the night I heard them all singing Happy Halloween to all And to all a good ride
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