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Does it ever feel like everyone's got more going than you do? Oops. That everyone is smart. Say you're out of my eyes, kid. Yes I am. You look pretty stupid of me. Thank you. You say the best skier in town just ran off with your girlfriend?

Even your younger brother does better than you do? And that nobody even cares? That's broke up a glute. Oh, that's nice. Well, you might be right. Oh! But remember one thing. I don't even think you're in New York City.

Nobody was ever... better on than. The truth is I can out-skie you any day of the week. Oh, really? Yeah, you want to race? I'll take you on any day, sucker. Go that way, really fast!

If something gets in your way... turn. WAAAAAAH! All you need is guns. I'm gonna race, I'm gonna lose, and I'm gonna die in that order. I know! and you'll never doubt yourself again. He's skiing on one ski!

Better off death. That's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that. An abnormal look at a normal teenager.