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The Monster Hop

Song · Bert Convy · 1981 · 2 min · 160 words

The transcript of “The Monster Hop”, an episode of Bert Convy from 1981. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Bert Convy free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Tread up to the window and looked over the ceiling My heart almost stopped, I nearly died of plague By the dim candlelight I saw the strange aside There was frankenstein, Dracula and what man to Who danced with some zombies, what a gas-nake crew The old elephant fire was given the bomb And everything was walking at the monster's top

The crazy witch, Doctor, was dancing with a ghoul The old gun was playing, but no one was there And the headless horseman was calling his hair There was Frankenstein and Dracula and the man He was rocking at the house upon the hill The night I saw the monsters dancing who were thrilled

The wind did how the night was black I nearly lost my mind, I'm never ever going back There was Frankenstein and Dracula and the man too Dancing with some zombies, what a ghastly fruit Be all of the vampires rocking up My cottage webbing

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