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The Monster Hop

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The transcript of “The Monster Hop”, an episode of Bert Convy. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Bert Convy free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Strange noises coming from a house on the hill So I crept up to the window and looked over the ceiling My heart almost stopped, I nearly died I'm plagued by the dim candlelight I saw the strange a sight There was Frankenstein, Dracula and Woodlands And the good dad, with some zombies What a ghastly truth

Be all of us dancing who would How the night was black

I nearly lost my mind, I'm never ever going back There was Frankenstein in drag, It was some zombies, what a beyond

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