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Here Comes the Boogeyman

Song · Bennett Salvay · 2 min · 286 words

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Oh, of course you haven't for your much too good, I'm sure. Looked in the piece, you'll visit you. He's a great big coward, so I'll tell you what to do. Hush, hush, hush.

Here comes the Bogeyman. Don't let him come too close to you. He'll catch you with me, can't he? Just pretend that you're a crocodile. And you will find that Bogeyman will run away a mile.

And sticking with a pin, Bogeyman will very nearly jump out of his skin. See buzz buzz, just like the wasp with stings, Bogeyman will think you are an elephant with wings. Here comes the Bogeyman.

Tell him you've got soldiers in your bed, for he will never guess that they are only made of lead. Hush, hush, you think that you're asleep If you make a lovely snore away, you softly creep Two children want them all Boogie man will run away, you think it's Henry Hall When the shadows of the evening creep across the sky

And your mommy comes upstairs to sing a lullaby Tell her that the Boogie man no longer frightens you Uncle Henry's very kindly told you what to do Here comes the bogeyman. Don't let him come too close to you. He'll catch you if he can.

Just pretend. Your teddy bears the dog. Then shout out, fetch him teddy. He'll hop off like a frog. I'll pretend that you're a cat. Do you think you may scratch him? That will make him fall down flat.

Just pretend. He isn't really there. You will find that Bogeyman will finish in ten hours There's one way to catch him without fail Just keep a little salt with you and Bogey

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