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What No Mickey Mouse

Song · Ben Bernie · 1932 · 2 min · 124 words

The transcript of “What No Mickey Mouse”, an episode of Ben Bernie from 1932. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Ben Bernie free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's a parlourment, your daughter's mouth. Your cat's meow.

I know that you can't milk a cow, but Mickey makes me laugh and how, and I want Mickey now. So where? That's Ricky, wacky, wicky, both of the gimicky mouth. Both ladies and gentlemen, both for Mickey Mouse.

And they keep our next president. You sure to say, yeah, meow, hey, oh, hey, oh, yah, yah, yes, yes, see, we, we, how dry I am, have one of me, and then you pry, give me the back, give me my axe, I'll cut your stack, you'll show him all what can be done, what he's been washing, so let's, let's give the good old white house!

Two tricky, wacky, windy, false, shavicky, wicky, bow,

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