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Waist More Than Height

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to a touchdown. A blocked kick fell into a river behind the goalposts and cooks swam the ball back for a touchdown. Believe it or not. In a moment I'll tell you about the man whose waistline measured more than his height. Those of you who've been fighting the battle of the bulging waistline can appreciate the problem that Wudder Van Quiller must have had. Wudder

was the second governor of New Netherlands from 1633 to 1638. He was five feet six inches tall and six feet five inches in circumference making his waistline measure more than his height. Van Twiller was recalled a Holland on the complaint of residents of New Netherlands that he spent 16 hours each day just eating and sleeping.

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