A Time to Kill

William Gargon stars as Barry Craig, confidential investigator. To ensure a longer life, folks, a gun in hand is worth two in the bush. The National Broadcasting Company presents William Gargon, in another transcribed drama of mystery and adventure, with America's number one detective, Barry Craig, confidential investigator.

Barry Craig speaking. There's a popular notion people have about confidential operatives. Stop any guy in the street and ask him. The notion? Steem needed love or as the French say, amour. My classification of workers always got a blonde on one arm, another blonde on his lap and a third blonde in his eye so people think. The truth, as a matter of

fact, is people are so right. Textbook biology aside, the true reason for our Our howling success with the ladies is our fatherly appeal. Its women looking for the male protection they miss since the carefree days of the cradle.

It's the unladylike search for the strong, dominating male who knows all the answers. It's also the classic feminine urge to pin horns on the masculine cranium. I won my horns by parking overtime outside Grand Central Station.

I'd gone in to see if the mayor was making good on his promise to keep trains running on time. I came out to find a summons tied to my windshield wiper, a green ticket, the $15 variety ouch.

In my car, I found something more had been added to liven up my humdrum existence, a cupidaw, painted a rainbow pink with saucer eyes, and blowing so many scents over me, I got an an immediate perfume jag.

Isn't there some mistake? No. You didn't mistake this for public heart? No. Then I'm in the wrong car. Are you? I'll check. No. Keys fit the ignition. The car belongs to me. Oh, that's wonderful.