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Scary Ned

Song · Arrogant Worms · 1999 · 3 min · 212 words

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Scary Ned, scariest guy to ever wait a bit. He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head. But they weren't his. Go down to the market and try to scare the fish. He said that they bothered him.

They weren't his favorite dish. Then he'd go down to the highway for a time that he was dead. That's it as the way he was. Creepy scaring it. Oh, scaring it. He did love Halloween cause he didn't need a mask He'd steal the children's candy, he didn't even ask He'd sit right down in front of them and then he'd start to eat

He'd tell them they were better off cause that stuff can rot your teeth A strange blow came from his place late until the night He'd watch TV till the dawn, you know that ain't right When he got tired he grew up sour-crowd on his head But just the kind of guy was good old scaring head

Scary Ned had a face his brother didn't love when people saw him on on when you got to know him he weren't so bad

Scary Ned Scary Ned pretty scary scary you just see bandages creeping through the hole it must be that ancient mummy ballet

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