Christmas at the Trailer Park

At the trailer park and everybody's here Christmas lights are blinking cause we leave them up all year Good trigger pick flamingos to start to sing when you walk in It's Christmas at the trailer park again The kids can't wait to see what Santa Claus has up his sleeve

Our hooters advent calendar counts down to Christmas Eve Ants, Sarah's out of rehab, no more Jeff's out of the pin It's Christmas at the trailer park again Fa la la, ho ho ho pass that turkey leg Jingle bells and Batman smells and Robin laid in a Wheel lounge around and lazy boys Help the Titans win

It's Christmas at the trailer park again We met back in October and we swapped each other's names A fight almost broke out over in Ascar wallet chain It's Christmas at the trailer park again The women at the party all scared clear of Uncle Jack Smissel toes duct taped to the bill of his John Deere hat

Aunt Clara's hugging Beth and Don, though she knows they live in sin It's Christmas at the trailer park again La la la, ho ho, pass that turkey leg Jingle bells and Batman smells and Robin, late in the day There's a doozy hazard in there, a long ribbon up on General Ten It's Christmas at the trailer park again

Blywood cut out camels and a snowman joined the team Take cabbage, patch baby, Jesus, and inflatable wise men It's Christmas at the trailer park again Three whole days of cooking, just to feed all our kinfolk Butter flavored, Crisco and velveeta's bought in bowl

Mom's death by mannaise, Casaroles, they hit with all us men It's Christmas at the trailer park again La la la ho ho and pass that turkey leg Jingle bells and Batman smells and Robin laid in hay Wheel-lounds around and lazy boys Help the Titans win It's Christmas at the trailer park again Yeah, it's Christmas at the trailer park again