My Son the Vampire
Song · Allan Sherman · October 6, 2026 · 2 min · 46 words
The transcript of “My Son the Vampire”, an episode of Allan Sherman first broadcast October 6, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Allan Sherman free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Scared as heck, he's a tote with him. Do not drink or eat with him.
Run if he takes out his dental floss. Son ain't collecting it far. The Red Cross, he wants blue, he drinks blue. Doesn't everybody have a glass? It's delicious, yum yum.
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