I Never Cry

I'm gonna take it away. Complete sentences. I thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.

Stewart, I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman. What? I'm just imagining a little Mr. Miller here is a nice tall blonde. Ah, goddamn it! Oh, a different partner. Well, haven't you ever heard of the Donner Party?

Yeah, the Donner Party. They got stuck in the California mountains. They had to eat each other to stay alive. Well, heck yeah, why not? Wait a minute, Humphrey, you wouldn't even eat your shoes. Oh yeah, but you put your feet in shoes.

Wait, you're cutting into his butt. Well, what kind of case do you want? It makes me shiver to the bone. The shakes to the bay.

It's just a heartache that got caught in my eye. And you know.