The Vampire Speaks
Song · Al Zanino · 3 min · 233 words
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Master, that bastard! Can't you hear me? How about cockroaches? Go away! Go away! Tonight, I bring you blood. Master, Master, please! Please give me some blood. Go away! Go away from me! Tonight, when the sun sets, I will get all the blood you need.
Now go away and don't bother me. Go away! You master freeze! I want some blood, master! Ugh! Please master! Go away, I tell you! My friends, Oh, sir, to me, in closest, into five years ago, in Transylvania, they tried to stop now.
I can still hear the state going through my heart As I lie in my coffin, listening, you will hear a tool breaks back. Bad memory is to think of this. But then my friend, Dr. Frankenstein, he came, removed the state from my heart, and I am free to roam.
So tonight, when you go to bed, remember, if you hear the flapping of wings, I am outside your door. And if I want to, I can throw into a roof just as easily as a bat.
Remember, don't have any mirrors hanging on the wall. And please, don't keep a crucifixion by because I get awfully frightened when I see this. Please beware. Please take care. Close all your windows at night.
Or I might come to see you next time. Well, I see you tonight. when everything is still. Goodbye.
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