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The Vampire Speaks

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Master, Master, can you hear me? How about copper roaches? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Go away, go away!

Tonight I bring you blood. Oh Master, Master please, please give me some blood. Master, Master. Go away, go away from me. Tonight when the sun sets I will get all the blood you need. Now go away and don't bother me.

Go away. You have to freeze. You have to run some blood, Master. Please, Master. Go away, I tell you. Now we are all my friends. Come closer to me. Come closer. 25 years ago in Transylvania.

They tried to stop now. I can still hear the state going through my heart as I lie. My coffin listens. You will hear a tool. It breaks back bad memories to think of this. But then my friend, Dr. Frankenstein, He came, removed the state from my heart, and I am free to roam.

So tonight, when you go to bed, remember, if you hear the flapping of wings, you will know I am outside your door. And if I want to, I can throw into a roof just as easily as a bat.

Remember, don't have any mirrors hanging on the wall. And please, don't keep a crucifixion by because I get awfully frightened when I see that. Please beware. Please take care. Close all your windows at night.

Or I might come to see you next time. I see you tonight. When everything is still, it's bright. Goodbye.

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