Who's On First (Christmas)

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camel. Let your own experience tell you why more people are smoking camels than ever before. And draw up a chair for tonight's camel show starring fun What's happening? Look, Costello! I like Costello. Come here. Costello.

Will you come over here, please? Will you listen to me? What are you writing on that pad? Hey, Emmett, what are you writing on that pad? I'm just making out a list of girls. I'm going to kiss next week.

Kiss you like I picked out. Lizzy Schwartz, making muggle my hair. Tessie Tinfoil, Lana Turner. How are you, Emmett? Lana Turner, who wouldn't kiss you? Oh, no. No. Then I'll scratch her off my list. I love you.

You've done me always thinking of girls. Girls, girls, girls. A great bend away, Sir Time, on girls. Where do you suppose Benjamin Franklin would have been? If he'd have thought of girls all of the time.

In the front row at all, Carols? Nah! Pastel, I've been telling you for the past three weeks. You've got to quit chasing girls and get yourself a job. Look at... Look how sloppy you are. Look at your socks.

I can't help my socks have it. This goes new, hiccup plastic garters. What's the matter with them? Your socks sucked. Hey, you up with your legs all down. Yeah! I'm gonna tell him I have to look cussello.

Yeah boy. I'm gonna wait for that so. I'm looking for look cussello. Boy he is look cussello. The famous look cussello. The one and only look cussello. That's me. Gee, I listen to you. I'm a radio musician.