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768+ episodes and 11 commercials and shorts mention “Chester”.

Tumbleweed

Gunsmoke · August 28, 1960 · Gunsmoke, free live

Chester. Chester, you're here. Doth go away. Chester, you are back. Doth, don't come in here. No, Chester, what are you doing in that cell? Food, just lock me in. Food, Wilson, you ought to be ashamed yourself.

I'm You like it here do you? It's the only It's home I ever had. I see. You and Chester have been good friends to me. Take the Chester. Is that why you keep getting drunk or So you Gotten Jew?

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Unloaded Gun

Gunsmoke · March 13, 1960 · Gunsmoke, free live

Chester? Chester? Matt, wake up. Come on, man. Wake up. Water. Sorry, Matt.

He says he's down to the library, Stibb, and he's out to get the marshals. Oh, somebody ought to tell Matt. You want me to send somebody? No, Sam, thanks. I'll go myself. Chester? Chester, we got to wake Matt.

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Marshal Proudfoot

Gunsmoke · July 20, 1958 · Gunsmoke, free live

Oh, hello, Don. Yeah, Chester. I wasn't going too much, ma'am. What's done? Forget it, Chester. What? Chester, you've got company. Who's a fat fella? That's Chester. That's the Marshall Broadfoot. Oh, you know, Mr. Dylan, that...

Oh, poor! At you, Chester? Yeah, that's him, Mr. Broadfoot. Ah, you fatted up. Good deal, Chester. You're assistant here. Looks better than you do. I'd like an explanation. Matter of fact, so would I, Chester.

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Wind

Gunsmoke · June 20, 1953 · Gunsmoke, free live

Throw you on it? Yeah. Your friend here might help. Chester, isn't it? Yes, ma'am. Chester proud for... I'm glad to know you, Miss Dolly. Oh, shut up, Chester. Well, Chester could take my arm. You could take my feet, Marshall.

a better meal than Gellmonico's put out. Aw, Doc, it wasn't that bad. Doc likes southern cooking, Chester. And any man who works hard deserves good food. I'll let Chester answer that, Doc. When you're through, Chester, I'll see you at the office.

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Riley in School Play

The Life of Riley · November 15, 1947 · The Life of Riley, free live

Your ruby lips. Well, go on Chester, kiss her. Hi. Hi. Hi. Kiss me Chester. Oh, I can't. I'm not Chester. Well, she's a girl. I mean, I just can't. I see. But I'm afraid it's necessary for the play, Chester.

We both went to the same high school in Brooklyn. Oh, he was awful shy then. And I remember one winter afternoon when we were walking home from school again. Certainly is cold, isn't it, Chester?

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Riley, the Fireman

The Life of Riley · December 16, 1949 · The Life of Riley, free live

I remember the 90s came home all the time. Here I am, Chester. Oh, here I am, Chester. Piggie, I passed. I passed. Oh, Chester, that's wonderful. Yeah, I report for active duty tomorrow. Oh, Chester, I never thought I'd be married to a real fireman.

In here? Yeah, you just go right in. Okay. Okay. Chester. Chester. Darling, aren't you proud of me? I made it. We both made it. Yeah. Oh, you sweet, brave little mother. How's our son? Chester.

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Chester's Inheritance

Gunsmoke · April 2, 1961 · Gunsmoke, free live

Chester, have you read the letter? I've been too scared. Well, why don't you read the letter then, Chester? I just can't. Don't hear it. You need it. Mr. Chester Wesley, Prabhupa, dear sir, Chester, would you take your hands away from your ears?

Congratulations, Chester. Yeah, Sam, round of beers on the hot. It's $368.63. Looks like your money worries are over, Chester. Chester? $368.63. House I'm going to build, it'll be white with a red barn.

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Sky

Gunsmoke · August 8, 1953 · Gunsmoke, free live

Good idea, sir. All right, Chester, let's rope it. Now stay on your horse, Chester. Keep your rope tight. Oh, I'll touch you, Marjona! Yes! Let's go the night. Alright, Chester, slack up a little. Alright, drop your rope, Chester. I'll tie him up with it.

No, I don't see you in the morning. Good night, sir. Who is this? It's Chester, sir. Open up. Oh, oh, well, it does matter, Chester.

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Hound Dog

Gunsmoke · December 30, 1956 · Gunsmoke, free live

Oh, you know. Miss Kitty? Yeah, Chester. Do you think maybe you can get by till payday for that dollar? Forget it, Chester. Yeah, yes, forget it. No, no. No, just look at me, Chester. No.

Take it easy, Chester. Who is it? Speak up there. It's Mad Dillon, Carpers and Chester. Now you better put that rifle down. Oh, well, I didn't... ...got the nice of Warsaw. My eyes ain't what they used to be.

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Bloody Hands

Gunsmoke · April 2, 1955 · Gunsmoke, free live

Harley Bear is Chester, Howard McNair is Doc and Georgia Ellis is kidding. Start smoking with a smile with Chester Field Smiling all the wild with Chester Field Put a smile in your smoking just give them a try Light up a Chester Field, they satisfied Put a smile in your smoking by Chesterfield.

All the same keep your gun handy Chester now. Let's try to get some sleep about him up Chester. It's hardly door That's where I live from, bucket of water on him.

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Christmas Story

Song · William Conrad · 1976 · Santa's North Pole Radio, free live

Alright, I'll see. Anyhow, it was still kind of early. This way, too, too. Kitty and Chester were standing off looking at the tree. What do you mean, Mr. Dillon? Hi, Kitty. Chester. How do you like it, Matt? Christmas tree.

I was going down the street to the Texas Trail to meet Doc and Chester. Chester, he's my deputy. Doc's a doctor in town. We had some work to do later on in the evening. You could see the light shining behind the curtain windows.

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Chesterfield Cigarettes (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · Don't Touch That Dial, free live

They're cigarette and just a few leaves a clean fresh taste in your mouth By Chester feels they satisfy

Chesterfield (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · Don't Touch That Dial, free live

It's time to decide on Chester feel you'll go for a ride Try to pack good tasty figure and do it

Puppetmaster (trailer, 1989)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · Don't Touch That Dial, free live

I think so, Mr. The Broome to Frank. Has become a gang of little terrors. Pinhead. Blade. Miz Leech. Chester. And Tunneler. No! All the Matt.

Stone Protectors (commercial)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · Saturday Mornings, free live

later when sliced bananas. See ya later. Chester, my name and I like food, like the squeeze bad guys who are wrestling, move hard. My name is Angus, customer pals. I'll make anything into an arsenal.

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