The Professor Regrets: The Mercury Theatre on the Air (June 20, 1952)

“The Professor Regrets” is an episode of The Mercury Theatre on the Air, the old-time radio show, first broadcast June 20, 1952. Listen free on Stupid Potato.

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What happens

Harry Lime meets an old acquaintance, Anna, in a casino on the Riviera and learns she has become close to Dr. Fodor, a wealthy Hungarian, at his villa. Anna tells Harry she suspects Professor Hans Conrich, a physicist about to leave for America on a secret project, is passing information to a communist agent named Paulio. Harry agrees to help her investigate, and the two set out to test her suspicion. The Mercury Theatre on the Air presents this episode, adapting the character of Harry Lime from The Third Man, with Orson Welles in the role. It was broadcast on June 20, 1952.

A casino and villa on the Riviera, with a yacht, a fishing village, and the Ambassador's residence

Characters: Harry Lime, Anna, Dr. Fodor, Professor Hans Conrich, Paulio, Ambassador

Listen for: Harry's wry banter with Anna and the boat-meeting identification scheme between Conrich and Paulio

Written from the episode itself; it never gives away the ending. Every recording is remastered for the stream: cleaned of rumble, hiss and mains hum (and the old TV whine where we found it), then levelled in two passes to steady broadcast loudness, so one show is never quieter than the next.