Gracie Wants Money for a New Dress: Burns and Allen (October 28, 1948)

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“Gracie Wants Money for a New Dress” is an episode of Burns and Allen, the old-time radio show, first broadcast October 28, 1948. Listen free on Stupid Potato: no sign-up, no app.

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What happens

Gracie Allen tries to get money from George Burns for a new evening gown. George has given her $25 to buy long underwear, but she spends it as a down payment on a gown at the shop of Pierre, a dress designer. Gracie then flatters George with compliments and sweet talk to win more cash from him. Meanwhile the Burns household observes their newlywed neighbors and Gracie makes a show of her affection before breakfast. The story continues into a scheme involving Gracie's singing ambitions, with George looking on.

The Burns home and the shop of a dress designer in Los Angeles

Characters: Gracie Allen, George Burns, Pierre, Mrs. Hulzman, Mr. Postman, Virginia, Jim

Listen for: Gracie's sincere-sounding flattery and her outrageous logic when she talks George into more money

Written from the episode itself; it never gives away the ending. Every recording is remastered for the stream: cleaned of rumble, hiss and mains hum (and the old TV whine where we found it), then levelled in two passes to steady broadcast loudness, so one show is never quieter than the next.