George Thinks He Dented The Car Fender: Burns and Allen (October 17, 1944)

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“George Thinks He Dented The Car Fender” is an episode of Burns and Allen, the old-time radio show, first broadcast October 17, 1944. Listen free on Stupid Potato: no sign-up, no app.

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What happens

George Burns and Gracie Allen live in a house where their daily routines are full of playful flattery and schemes. Gracie wants money and a hat, and George wants to keep his household in order. When Gracie borrows the car for an errand, she backs into the Reagans' car and damages the rear bumper, while George later backs his own car into the garage and crumples a fender. Both of them consider how to hide what happened and how to confess it to each other. The show is a 1944 episode of the Burns and Allen radio series, first aired on October 17, 1944, with Gracie Allen and George Burns in the leading roles.

The Burns house and the surrounding neighborhood, with a car, a garage and a nearby beauty shop.

Characters: George Burns, Gracie Allen, Bill Goodwin, Mrs. Reagan, Mr. Postman, Harry Morton

Listen for: Gracie's confession about the car and George's attempts to talk his way out of the damage to the fender.

Written from the episode itself; it never gives away the ending. Every recording is remastered for the stream: cleaned of rumble, hiss and mains hum (and the old TV whine where we found it), then levelled in two passes to steady broadcast loudness, so one show is never quieter than the next.