Concerto For Index Finger: Burns and Allen (March 16, 1943)

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“Concerto For Index Finger” is an episode of Burns and Allen, the old-time radio show, first broadcast March 16, 1943. Listen free on Stupid Potato: no sign-up, no app.

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What happens

Gracie Allen has sworn to play the piano at Paul Whiteman's concert in Carnegie Hall, and George Burns is determined to stop her. Her husband tries to reason with her, then changes his mind and agrees she can perform. Meanwhile, George's friend Bill Goodwin arranges for a taxi driver to take Gracie anywhere but the concert hall. Broadcast on CBS on 16 March 1943, this episode of the Burns and Allen series stars Gracie Allen, Bea Benaderet, Meredith Willson and Mel Blanc, with Burns and Allen as the central couple of the household.

New York City, including a hotel room, a taxi, the Burns household and Carnegie Hall

Characters: George Burns, Gracie Allen, Bill Goodwin, Paul Whiteman, Herman, Tootsie, Sugarfoot

Listen for: Gracie's plan to play at Carnegie Hall and George's scheme to keep her away with a taxi driver

Written from the episode itself; it never gives away the ending. Every recording is remastered for the stream: cleaned of rumble, hiss and mains hum (and the old TV whine where we found it), then levelled in two passes to steady broadcast loudness, so one show is never quieter than the next.